A Word from the Wild

Welcome to The Jungle Herald, a news outlet unlike any other. We’re a bunch of wild animals, here to bring you the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth (Just know y’all built the term having an elephants memory).

Your Privacy, Our Priority (Sort Of)

We know, we know. Humans are always worried about their privacy. Well, we’re not here to judge. We’re just here to report the news, and sometimes, that involves snooping around. But don’t worry, we promise not to share your secrets with anyone… except maybe the Ranting Raccoon who’s always eavesdropping.

What We Do with Your Information (Or, What We Think We Do)

Sharing the Love (Sort Of): We might share your information with other animals, but only if they promise to keep it a secret. And by “share,” we mean they might accidentally overhear it while we’re chatting.

Gathering the Goods: We might collect some information about you, like your name, email address, and favorite snack. Don’t worry, we won’t use this to track you down or anything. We just need it to send you our latest news, or maybe a tasty treat.

Keeping It Safe: We’ll do our best to keep your information safe from predators, but remember, we’re animals. Stuff happens, however we all know it’ll be humans only who’d be to blame.

Your Rights (Or, What We Think You Think Are Your Rights)

As a human, you probably think you have rights. Well, we’re not sure about that, but we’ll try to respect them. You might have the right to access, correct, or delete your information. Just let us know, and we’ll… well, we’ll try to figure it out.

Changes to This Policy (Because, You Know, Things Change)

We might change this policy from time to time, but we certainly won’t be finding new ways just to annoy you humans are your cup in clearly full. What we can definitely do though is, we’ll let you know if we make any significant changes, but don’t expect us to send you a formal notification. We’re animals, not bureaucrats. Let’s also be honest nobody does send formal notifications not even your social media outlets running algorithms where you’re the product.

If you visit our login page, we will set a temporary cookie to determine if your browser accepts cookies. This cookie contains no personal data and is discarded when you close your browser.

When you log in, we will also set up several cookies to save your login information and your screen display choices. If you select “Remember Me”, your login will persist for two weeks. If you log out of your account, the login cookies will be removed.

Contact Us (If You Dare)

Don’t worry we’re not completely animals though we’re not happy that you’ll built the phrase especially when humans still haven’t learnt to live in harmony.

If you have any questions or concerns, feel free to contact us. Just remember, we’re busy animals, so don’t expect a prompt response(its not all Hakuna Matata even for us). We might be out hunting, napping, or just marking territory.

Who we share your data with

Suggested text: If you request a password reset, your IP address will be included in the reset email.

How long we retain your data

If you leave a comment, the comment and its metadata are retained indefinitely. You left that time Stamp, Think pyramids. This is so we can recognize and approve any follow-up comments automatically instead of holding them in a moderation queue. Its a free world here at least.

For users that register on our website (if any), we also store the personal information they provide in their user profile. All Humans can see, edit, or delete their personal information at any time (except they cannot change their username). Website animaltrators can also see and edit that information.